Report Cards

Here's the conversation...

Logan says, "I'm home, I'm home, I'm home! Mom, look at my report card..."

Chase walks in after him slowly with his head down, throws his report card on the floor and says, "I SUCK"!

That pretty much set the stage for parent teacher conferences. I probably didn't even need to go. I was expecting the worst, but Chase's teacher must just give lower grades, because she didn't really have any complaints about Chase EXCEPT....

This is just one of at least 10 shirts that he as literally chewed holes in. It's sick! He bites on the collar and sleeves. I'm contstantly reminding him to get it out of his mouth, and looks like the teachers fed up with it too (no pun intended). I vaguely remember Logan doing this too. I don't know if it's getting new teeth or what, but it HAS TO STOP! The teacher says its not sanitary - like I don't know that. But what can I do????

Here's my solution...

Banning the long sleeves, and only letting him wear short sleeves. Much trickier to get it in your mouth when it's short!

AND...

I spray the collar with hairspray so the minute he puts it in his mouth he'll be reprimanded with the bitter taste of hair spray!

WISH ME LUCK :)